It’s a meme, it’s a joke, it’s a low bar—but Dad cleared it. Celebrate your reliable, joke-loving father with this hilarious card that playfully nods to the classic “gone for milk” tale. Perfect for dads who stuck around and still pick up the 2% without being asked.
 
Front reads: "Dad, thanks for always coming back when you go get milk"
Blank inside for your gratitude, love, or more jokes
5x7" card | Includes kraft envelope
Professionally printed on smooth, durable cardstock
Great for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just letting Dad know he’s a legend