"Fact: It Is Your Birthday." Card – The Office Inspired

No balloons. No confetti. Just cold, hard facts—Dwight Schrute style. This minimalist birthday card is a hilarious nod to The Office's most literal party planner and his iconic no-nonsense approach to celebrations. Perfect for fans who love dry humor and beet-fueled sarcasm.
 
Front reads: "FACT: It is your birthday."
Blank inside so you can write your own emotionless sentiment
5x7" card with kraft envelope included
Printed on high-quality matte cardstock
Ideal for coworkers, friends, or anyone who prefers facts over fluff